January 2011
p.s lotte stop stalking my tumblr and sending me...
i love you, but you’re creepy.
lulz. looks like i'm going clubbing with lotte on...
not moving till next week, which sucks, but it means i’ve got another weekend here.
time to be 18 with the bestie.
gonna get slizzard, yo.
lol jks, im a heavyweight and can’t afford it.
:/
imagine being tumblr famous
stophammertime:
getting 161845285 questions a day
everyone reblogging your posts
everyone liking and reblogging your photos saying how good you look
losing 1 follower and not caring cos you have like 5000
being able to say whatever the fuck you want because everyone loves you
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emotionally-slutty:
I am a male.
I am a girl.
I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly sometimes I have many scars.
I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and...
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
old men laughing
machinerythroat:
Unpopular opinion time.
i hate jersey shore with an undying passion.
Parents dont like anything.
superdianaa:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
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fikemuentes:
Dance Gavin Dance - Open Your Eyes...
i've eaten three bowls of mi goreng today.
i fucking love this stuff
heybroski asked: loads for me
saturday night tv is shit. i'm going to bed.
night dudes.
yeah noone cares.
imma go hug my teddy.
yay.
Dear Weetbix commercial,
a) Tim Cahill is a soccer player.
b) Brett Lee is a cricketer.
c) Neither are astronauts.
d) Tim wasn’t connected to the ship in any way whatsoever, so he wouldn’t have been able to get back to it after astonishingly changing the direction of a giant meteor with a tiny little morsel of space matter.
e) Neither are astronauts.
f) Your ads annoy me.
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I guarantee there will be tough times. I guarantee...
-The Runaway Bride.
BAM and dirt is gone!
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dear channel 7,
i think the tennis has gone for long enough.
please cease.
thank you.
Watching blackadder goes forth.
can’t. breathe.
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